Joey
- "Since when did 'bling-bling' become a lyric?"
(regarding modern rap lyrics)
- "Thank you, I love you, I'm gonna marry you . . . and then I'll divorce you and keep half your money."
(to a waitress who agreed to bring Joey lemons for self-made "lemonaide")
- "So we're supposed to picture that as us? 'Faceless man'?"
(while watching bad Asian porn - aka "the tifa video")
- "That means 'YEAH' in English! I translate!"
(ditto. when 'tifa' moans in ecstacy)
- "Something tells me that you [Fishy] don't need a cigarette as badly as I need to jerk off."
(joey's lent-related frustrations)
Sera
- "As soon as I see the nasty, hairy man emerge from the corner I stop, drop and roll."
(referring to her half-naked step father)
- "It must suck to wake up every morning and have to paint your eyebrows on."
(chic-fil-a countergirls)
Misc.
- The term "Passion Fruit" would be an excellent title for a Sephiroth x Cloud h-doujin.
- Nasty dumpling breath.
- "Hey, who do you love more? Your wife, or Jesus?"
- "A stop is a stop!"
- You are now entering a weed and seed neighborhood.
- Tonight was so hot. No kitty dildos.
- "That's her [Sera's] one drawback: she's retarded."
- Gasoline & Oatmeal.
- Integrity = Selling Jesus.